"NFL Divisional Playoffs T's Picks" or "How not to Bet"

Chargers vs Jets - Pick: Chargers

As a Raiders fan I am loathe to pick the Chargers to win anything, but to be honest this year they have been fairly innocuous and reasonably fun to watch. Honestly though I am making this choice based on my absolute loathing of the NY Jets. No team has annoyed me as consistently as Rex's rejects and quite frankly a really wish Rex Ryan would just go away. It's really troubling to me that this blubbering Jaba the Hutt is trying to take credit for any of the Jets' success given that he wrote his own team off after their loss to the Falcons. If there is anything that annoys me more than a greasy fat guy it's a greasy fat guy crying. This ass hat has oscillated from bombastic and unintelligible arrogance to whimpering self pity and I have no time for him. He reminds me of nothing so much as a fickle front runner. That an Asshat like Ryan can coach an NFL team much less a team IN THE PLAYOFFS troubles me. I want him to go away and I think the Chargers are the team to do the job.

Indy Vs Baltimore - Pick: Indy

Ray Lewis and the Baltimore D's hypocrisy when it comes to the Brady rule astounds me, so again I am making my pick "Ad Hominem"or Rather "Ad Defensor". Plus say what you will about the Colts Peyton is unstoppable when he's on his game and I don't think the Baltimore DBs can handle Indy's receiving corps. I'm looking for a blowout here.

Minnesota Vs Dallas - Pick: Dallas

I don't think the extra rest is going to help Farve enough to make him effective and AP has fallen off the map. On the other side of the ball Dallas is hot and Miles Austin is totally my breakthrough player of the season. If Choice, Jones and Barber deliver on the running game Dallas has this one in the bag.

New Orleans Vs Arizona - Pick: New Orleans

This is probably the toughest call of the bunch. Both of these teams look good and both have been inconsistent in the latter half of the season. I'm taking N.O. because their inconsistency can be attributed to the fact that they locked down NFC home field advantage early on. Plus I think N.O. at their best beats AZ at their best. You've just got to love the Brees - Colston connection. I'm going to go ahead and ignore the Kardassian Curse (The saints have underperformed or lost every game while Reggie Bush has been with Kim Kardassian) because of the GLW. The GLW has a crush on Mr. Bush so it would be nice for her to have something to cheer for when I make her watch 12+ hours of football this weekend; and I can't see a down side to Reggie being in a relationship.

Feel free to tell me how wrong I am.
-T